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  • The Christmas Chronicles

    The Christmas Chronicles

    The Christmas Chronicles - I see you, Hallmark Channel. Hold my beer.

    *Watching the movie*

    "Is that elf going to use a chainsaw on that boy's crotch?
    ...
    ...
    ...
    What is happening?"

    "That girl seems to be falling and yelling in every scene. How does she not have a concussion?"

    "Sony's Handycam sure is one sturdy piece of a equipment."

    "Let's play a drinking game. Let's see how many times there is a drifting shot when Santa gets chased by the police."

    "Santa is singing, in jail, with a band."

    One star for Mrs. Claus.

  • Ocean's Eight

    Ocean's Eight

    ★★

    One thing about the Ocean's movies is that there is some form of thrill which unfortunately this movie didn't have. No real threat or reason why we should care that these women should succeed in their theft/heist. It was ultimately a revenge plot - which is fine - but, never given a reason to care if the lady and co. succeed. Otherwise, it's a solid cast with a script that wasted their potential.

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  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “DC is unfashionably late to the party”

    In 2008, Marvel introduced “Iron Man,” a movie that represented an initiative to bring a better class of superhero/comic book movie adaptations to cinemas. Iron Man was the key ingredient in Marvel’s cinematic universe plan; a movie that would potentially set a billion dollar franchise in motion... or tank multiple properties all at once. To the audience’s surprise - and to Marvel’s relief, no doubt - “Iron Man” turned out to be a…

  • This Is the End

    This Is the End

    ★★½

    The movie has its funny moments, but ultimately I left the theater thinking how bizarre it was. In addition to that, the main cast wasn't that funny. I would contest that other people such as Michael Cera were the funniest and he had a short amount of screen time. I say wait for a rental.