The Christmas Chronicles - I see you, Hallmark Channel. Hold my beer.
*Watching the movie*
"Is that elf going to use a chainsaw on that boy's crotch?
What is happening?"
"That girl seems to be falling and yelling in every scene. How does she not have a concussion?"
"Sony's Handycam sure is one sturdy piece of a equipment."
"Let's play a drinking game. Let's see how many times there is a drifting shot when Santa gets chased by the police."
"Santa is singing, in jail, with a band."
One star for Mrs. Claus.