In terms of pretentious and boring oh-so-artsy crap pretty much the same shit as "Beyond the Black Rainbow", but way... WAY worse.
In terms of 80s retro pastiche about as irrevelant and unnecessary as "The Void", but way... WAY more annoying.
And in terms of unbearability even more unbearable than crap like "Buckaroo Banzai".
Every fucking scene, every fucking sequence, every single shot waaaaaayyy too fucking long. Direction is beyond awful. The dialogue is horrible. The screenplay... what screenplay? The…