Favorite films

Recent activity

All

Recent reviews

More
  • Real Life

    Real Life

    ★★★★½

    i was half expecting Snooki or Mike “The Situation” to pop in!

  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

    Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

    ★★★½

    im torn!!! feels like the fate of it all is decided from the beginning which makes the experience kinda flat, and I guess is also the point. but I screamed when they sliced that cantaloupe. the set pieces are stunning and my man Glass snapped on the score. just didn’t quite hook me!!! glad to learn more about the art of seppuku, think i might have to try that some time

Popular reviews

More
  • Before Sunset

    Before Sunset

    ★★★★½

    ugh :( so fleeting :((( if I’m this horny when I’m 32 you need to put me down

  • What a Girl Wants

    What a Girl Wants

    ★★★½

    we went to see Holes for my 10th birthday and my dad left the theater because he hated how “blue” the movie looked. he snuck into the tail end of What a Girl Wants and raved about it for the next two months until we agreed to watch as a family. he was amused by the British grandmothers wit and the Amanda Bynes shopping montage. the father-daughter dance at the end reduced him to tears. I do not have any sisters. 3.5 stars