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  • The Recall

    The Recall

    ½

    This is one of the worst things that has ever happened in human history.

  • True Memoirs of an International Assassin

    True Memoirs of an International Assassin

    No reason I give for watching this could be considered a valid excuse. I did laugh twice though, so that gets a star. Ugh.

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  • X-Men: Apocalypse

    X-Men: Apocalypse

    ★½

    X-Men: Apocalypse ignores vital plot points (including character deaths) from the previous film which was directed and written by the same jerks who made this one. It also has no concept of time, storytelling or what makes something interesting.

    I feel bad for everyone who acted in this film, especially the amazing Oscar Isaac, who is woefully underutilized as Apocalypse, a guy whose main villainous priority is to give people funky summer hairdos as he seeks out the "most powerful…

  • Baby Ghost

    Baby Ghost

    This could very well be the worst thing I have ever seen in my entire life. It's hard to believe that 7 years before this came out, this director gave us Hell Comes to Frogtown.

    This looks like it was shot on a broken VHS camcorder in a duststorm.

    ZERO STARS. SO. BAD.