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  • The Purge: Anarchy

    ★★★

  • Thrashin'

    ★½

  • Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

    ★★★

  • The Suicide Squad

    ★★★

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  • X-Men: Apocalypse

    X-Men: Apocalypse

    ★½

    X-Men: Apocalypse ignores vital plot points (including character deaths) from the previous film which was directed and written by the same jerks who made this one. It also has no concept of time, storytelling or what makes something interesting.

    I feel bad for everyone who acted in this film, especially the amazing Oscar Isaac, who is woefully underutilized as Apocalypse, a guy whose main villainous priority is to give people funky summer hairdos as he seeks out the "most powerful…

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    ★½

    Let's just get this right out of the way, Superman v Batman: Dawn of Justice is a joyless, soulless, colorless slog through absolute pointlessness.

    Nothing in this film matters, at all. There is zero motivation for any of these characters to come together, fight, converse, or do anything really. Batman comes the closest to having an actual reason to fight Superman, but even that manages to get bogged down and ultimately forgotten, resulting in the two being best of friends…