Favorite films

  • Heavy Metal
  • GoodFellas
  • Blade Runner
  • The Dark Crystal

Recent activity

  • John Wick: Chapter 4


  • The Whale

  • The Legend of Billie Jean


  • Blood and Lace


Recent reviews

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4


    An exhausting, overly long cartoon with NO stakes, consequences (or apparently police) to be found anywhere...

    What started as a grounded, well structured revenge story has become an outlandish parody of itself that exists only to try and one up itself with every sequel, completely forgetting why we cared about the character in the first place.

    It's truly a crime that these films have become what they have, as this is arguably one of the greatest looking action films EVER…

  • Vampires on Bikini Beach

    Vampires on Bikini Beach


    Well...it DID have a vampire and bikinis...also a beach, 1/2 a star for being factual at least. Woof.

Popular reviews

  • X-Men: Apocalypse

    X-Men: Apocalypse


    X-Men: Apocalypse ignores vital plot points (including character deaths) from the previous film which was directed and written by the same jerks who made this one. It also has no concept of time, storytelling or what makes something interesting.

    I feel bad for everyone who acted in this film, especially the amazing Oscar Isaac, who is woefully underutilized as Apocalypse, a guy whose main villainous priority is to give people funky summer hairdos as he seeks out the "most powerful…

  • My Name Is Jonah

    My Name Is Jonah


    I mean, I co-wrote, co-produced and was marketing director on this film, but it doesn't mean it isn't amazing!