That dude totally looked like a combo of Bill Cosby and O.J. slurping on his chocolate pudding pop. Watched with a spirited live commentary from Doctor Wolfula. 6.7/10
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Anna 2019
A Russian doll with great legs and a bloodlust? Hell yeah...I'm always up for that sort of nonsense. Luc Besson could probably direct these in his sleep by this point. He clearly has a thing for female assassins and in this era when Hollywood is pushing female-centric action more than ever, it makes sense that he'd stay on his target. #MeToo financing was likely secured for a few scenes where the lovely model/killer Anna emasculates the lecherous or nasty men…
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Sabotage 2014
Blissfully gritty and violent combination of pulp action and neo noir. It's the strongest in a string of distinguished work since Schwarzenegger has returned to movies. This is David Ayer's uncompromising reaction to The Expendables and it's not for wimps. Olivia Williams and Mireille Enos turn in exciting gender-defying performances as the hard-boiled women trapped in this nightmare of throbbing, reckless machismo.
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Aquaman 2018
Hollywood really seems to want to fuck fish lately. Aren't we even getting a rehash of The Little Mermaid soon?
The saddest truth is that Aquaman is no longer just an Entourage gag. It's now an actual joke that imagines James Cameron's Avatar as it might've been cloned by George Lucas during his prequel phase. The filmmakers seem to reference Lucas's empire multiple times, especially with all the political mumbo jumbo and silly underwater creatures. Hell, we even get Django…
