we are living in a bob odenkirk world and i am
a bob odenkirk girl
*seinfeld bass line*
and that’s the difference between men and women. women, they’re in front of the bennewhatever, they get told, put your hand in the box, they go “whoa whoa whoa! watch it there! tell me a little more about this box thing!” men, some woman in a giant hat tells us put your hand in the box, we say “and how long? would you like me to dip that needle in poison for you? oh you already did? that’s just outstanding.” i’m telling you.