• Pierrot le Fou

    Pierrot le Fou

    ★★★★★

    In the fourth grade i had a French assignment where we had to put on theatrical productions of the three little pigs in groups of 4 but we all got the exact same script from our teacher and each pig said “je ne suis pas fou fou fou!” in each production and I’m guessing there were about 6 groups in our class so i heard that line about 18 times during that assignment…..which is why i knew the title means Pierrot the Crazy…
    But this was my first ever Godard and i enjoyed it so much

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★½

    DAVID BYRNE MITSKI COLLAB AND ONLY CHILD REPRESENTATION

  • One-Eyed Jacks

    One-Eyed Jacks

    “I wish to god I hadn’t lied to get in your pants!” - Marlon Brando, after lying to get in her pants

  • Trainwreck

    Trainwreck

    ★★

    It wasn’t the worst movie I’ve ever seen? It has its okay bits for example Bill Hader’s sexy skinny gorgeous arms

  • Once Upon a Time in the West

    Once Upon a Time in the West

    Watched it on Italian TV and every 5 minutes there was an ad that went as follows: 
    - lady wakes up 
    - same lady working at laptop in her kitchen 
    - her toast pops out burnt! Noo
    - she’s still working at laptop but outside now 
    - she takes a little sip from her SAN BENEDETTO❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ water 
    - there’s a copy of vanity fair at her desk and she’s on the cover
    - magazine her COMES TO LIFE says real…

  • James Acaster: Repertoire

    James Acaster: Repertoire

    ★★★★½

    TWO FAVOURITE THINGS NUMBER TWO BOL NUMBER ONE SPAG SPAG BOL

  • Back to the Future

    Back to the Future

    I’ve been up for coming on 48 hours and the two movies I’ve deliriously jet-lag-watched with my mom have been Twilight and Back To the Future

  • Twilight

    Twilight

    Mom and i watched this together on the plane, her laughing every time the vampires came on screen, me distraught and restless at Edward Cullen’s prom suit….god let me dance with Kristen Stewart while wearing that suit..can i have his hair too…i mean i like my hair it’s fine…til i remember i will never have a pompadour…whatever..

  • The Miseducation of Cameron Post

    The Miseducation of Cameron Post

    I devoured this book in like 2 days and finished it this morning even though it was like my third time reading it (flex) as i finished the book i thought about the film version of the final scene in the book when they’re at the lake and thought to myself wow, what a fine job the director did with that scene. Fine, fine job! My memory of seeing this movie and that scene years and years ago is so…

  • Help!

    Help!

    ★★★★★

    BEATLES DIE IN TANK ACCIDENT!!!!! ***NOT CLICKBAIT*** 💔LIVE REACTION (I CRIED)💔

  • A League of Their Own

    A League of Their Own

    ★★★★½

    After some thought i believe I’d jump into shark-infested waters if Geena Davis asked me to on a whim

  • Almost Famous

    Almost Famous

    Why is nobody breathlessly enthusing about Frances Mcdormand playing Zooey Deschanel’s mom