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  • Brawl in Cell Block 99
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Big Trouble in Little China

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  • Fall

    ★★★

  • Grand-Daddy Day Care

    ½

  • What Women Want

  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

    ★★★★½

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  • Looney Tunes: Back in Action

    Looney Tunes: Back in Action

    ★★★½

    I will never have children but, if I did, I would show them this. And I would force them to like it because I have nostalgia for it. I would craft them into smaller, more awful versions of myself. They would be a daily reminder of all my faults and my failures as a parent.

    But they would probably like Looney Tunes: Back in Action anyway because it rules.

  • Mad God

    Mad God

    ★★★★½

    A sulkingly miserable preview of humanity's slog toward the heat death of the universe. Shit, piss, pus, blood, guts, gunk, grime, slime, ooze pouring from our every orifice until we are drowning in it. What can alleviate this hell? Making hell for everyone else around us. Mining our neighbors for everything they're worth and replacing it with shit in kind.

    Love it! :)

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  • Fall

    Fall

    ★★★

    I don't think I like anything as much as Scott Mann likes feet.

    Pretty fun lil survival movie that can't escape the genre's tropes (mostly of stupidity). But there's a really weird mean-sprited tone that I enjoyed and some awesome visuals. Mann does a great job portraying acrophobia. Had a lot of fun with this.

  • DC League of Super-Pets

    DC League of Super-Pets

    ★★½

    Warner Animation Group started off strong with The LEGO Movie and Storks, leaving me excited to see where they went after. But here they are making an Illumination movie. The animation and design is ugly, the plot is generic as hell, and none of the jokes ever hit (and, like, it's straight up a knockoff of Secret Life of Pets. There are some decent emotional beats and action setpieces but otherwise I just about fell asleep.

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