Thankfully they didn’t take after Lovecraft’s approach to naming pets

Fun fact: heart attacks aren’t real, you actually just get shot by a ghost

Sam Raimi took 107 minutes out of my day to show me his impression of Sergio Leone making a shonen anime, and you know what? It cheered me up immensely, thanks Sam 👍

Wants to be a cosmic horror but ends up being just another spaghetti-sauce orgy for the most part, with impressive practical effects but little substance to back them up.

I suppose you could say its Barker is worse than its bite hehe

Avatars 1-4 were alright, but Avatar 5 was when the series truly came into its own. It’s not quite as good as Avatar 10 (2037) or Avatar 37 (2038), but it showed early on that the franchise had real staying power, even before James Cameron died and was resurrected as pure kino in light-energy form during production of Avatar 6.

Kyle MacLachlan I am ready and willing for your popularity renaissance, but for the love of god could you please stop starring in such shitty movies?