Geoffrey Broomer

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Favorite films

  • The Monster
  • So I Married an Axe Murderer
  • Delicatessen
  • The Player

Recent activity

  • Cold Dog Soup


  • Powwow Highway


  • An Accidental Studio


  • The Instructor


Pinned reviews

  • The Black Room

    The Black Room


    In 1982 Cassandra Gava was cast as the witch in Conan and informed a generation what the two snakes were doing, before also letting us know that sexual intercourse can be dangerous. Still my favourite safe sex PSA of the 80s – BUT did she take on a better supernatural sexual predator role the same year? Sounds impossible but let’s do the spoilerish math...

    - Larry (Jimmy Stathis) is the kind of guy that rents a room in the Hollywood…

  • Lionman



    It is vitally important that I put down my thoughts about The Sword and The Claw...

    *No sooner does Geoffrey begin typing than the familiar tunes of Khachaturian's Spartacus suite No. 3 chime in - cue the whips!*

    The 129th best Cüneyt Arkin vehicle is...

    *At a particularly upbeat musical cue, the assailants slice into the great man's hands in unison. A synchronized stabbing worthy of Esther Williams. Gore soaked digits fall to the floor, but even with bloody stubs…

Recent reviews

  • Cold Dog Soup

    Cold Dog Soup


    Stephen Dobyns at his most Thomas Berger. I have a great fondness for the author, whose Wrestler's Cruel Study is a cornerstone of my ruin. Dobyns has not been adapted to film often, but this is a worthwhile effort - which I can recall stumbling across in my early teens before knowing the source. This Handmade Film sees Frank Whaley's attempts at getting lucky hingeing on burying the dead dog of his potential conquest (Christine Harnos), only to get sidetracked…

  • An Accidental Studio

    An Accidental Studio


    A look at the British production company during its ownership by George Harrison (1979 - 1991), going through its catalogue in chronological order. The wealth of talents providing anecdotes are impressive, though during the initial set-up short bytes can be jarring, with An Accidental Studio benefitting greatly when the subjects are focused on specific productions. Having said that, there is some inspired editing towards the end, intercutting pieces on the company's American shoots Powwow Highway and Checking Out.

Popular reviews

  • Crumb



    There comes a point in every man’s life where he has to decide which Crumb brother he is.


  • Un Chien Andalou

    Un Chien Andalou


    Remember, when shaving your eyes, ALWAYS go up and down, never left to right.