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don’t say you enjoyed the godfather because when you lie god cries and his tears become rain

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  • Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

    Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

    ★★★★

    90% boob jokes, 10% witchcraft

  • Misery

    Misery

    ★★★★½

    How come when a minor grievance occurs in my life I will be immobilised with grief for a week and on the verge of tears, unable to function, but Paul Sheldon can sit there and wince with the pain of his mangled legs, watching his tenth escape plan from a life or death situation fall through in front of him, and smile going “wow Annie the pie sure is lovely thank you so much”?

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  • Venom

    Venom

    ★★½

    Someone: what do you want to eat?
    Venom: the heads of the innocent!
    Eddie: a bagel
    Venom: NO!
    Eddie: two bagels

  • Toy Story

    Toy Story

    ★★★★★

    * ‘You’ve Got a Friend in Me’ starts playing *
    My tear ducts: ffs