Venom

Venom ★★★★

god i hate cinematic universes. my fellow neurotic new yorkers struggling on the west coast let me hear you. what if woody allen had super powers? rick has been taking notes from lou bloom and look how it paid off. he has a successful business of his own! losers belong together. jane eyre for platonic dude friends who like to make out sometimes! there was even a fire that killed the quasi-antagonist! everything about this movie was great except for the design of the lady-venom. she shouldnt have been slinky, she should have been just as hulking as the man. tom hardy you look skinny. are you eating alright?

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