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  • Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets


    *Disclaimer* once you all see this a lot of you will probably think I'm an absolute madman :P

    Space operas are my fucking bread & butter.

    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets feels like it was made specifically for me. This movie is so far up my alley it's not even funny. Luc Besson created this immersive and beautiful world that I never wanted to leave. It is easily the most bonkers film I've seen. There's truly no other…

  • Dunkirk



    The Thin Red Line + Mad Max: Fury Road + Titanic = Dunkirk

    Remember when I said Baby Driver gave me an adrenaline rush like I had never experienced from a movie before?

    Well the adrenaline rush I got from that film PALES in comparison to the rush I just experienced during the entirety of Dunkirk.

    Dunkirk is a masterpiece in every sense of the word. The wonder, the scope, and the magnitude contained in this film is something I've…

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  • Interstellar



    Oh. My. God.

    I have a headache, but it's the best headache I've ever had.

  • Her



    Her is like nothing I've ever seen before. It's wonderful, absolutely wonderful. I could describe this movie with several adjectives. And you know what? I'm going to do so. Her is: fantastic, brilliant, funny, magical, magnificent, sweet, sincere, breathtaking, mind blowing, moving, marvelous, and genuine. Spike Jonze, you've really out done yourself man. Really, you've got something special here. I feel so similar to Theodore, except I did not fall in love with an OS; I fell in love with…