henry and armie:  *breathe*
me, in an owen wilson voice: wow

when lenny kravitz came on screen, one girl in my class said “remember when his pants split and his dick fell out” and the class did not concentrate for the rest of the movie

thor: wake me up when september ends

the dark world: wake me up (wake me up inside)

ragnarok: WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO

timothée: *makes out with someone who's not armie hammer*
me: that's homophobic