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  • The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

    The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

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    every time i see edmund i see the face of a boy who grew up to be a political advisor to the conservative party, so edmund can fuck right off

  • Sharp Objects

    Sharp Objects

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    i've avoided spoilers for this for over 2 years and HOLY FUCK WAS IT WORTH IT

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  • Thor: Ragnarok

    Thor: Ragnarok

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    thor: wake me up when september ends

    the dark world: wake me up (wake me up inside)

    ragnarok: WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO

  • Little Women

    Little Women

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    greta gerwig: i will cast the march sisters perfectly and make them do intense research into their roles, they will embody their characters
    also greta gerwig: fuck it, bob odenkirk as the dad