I watch films so I can avoid my problems and be as pretentious as possible.

Favorite films

  • Gone Girl
  • Lady Bird
  • Arrival
  • My Own Private Idaho

Recent activity

  • Falling for Christmas


  • Spirited


  • Bones and All


  • Little Miss Sunshine


Recent reviews

  • Causeway



    Slow, contemplative, beautiful. I love how this film takes its time and doesn’t show too much. It deals with a lot of heavy themes with care. JLaw we missed you!

  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling


    Beautiful to look at, but the story is just missing something. Florence was no doubt the star of the show, she's so good at showing raw emotions. Chris Pine was also great. Harry's acting left much to be desired (people were laughing in my theater, oof). At times I could feel how long this movie was. And that twist... interesting direction but I can see how it fits into our cultural zeitgeist right now.

    What I think fails this movie…

Popular reviews

  • Black Swan

    Black Swan


    Faced with the choice of sleeping with Mila Kunis or Sebastian Stan?? Yeah, I'd also have a mental breakdown from the stress.

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl


    "Cool girl is hot. Cool girl is game. Cool girl is fun. Cool girl never gets angry at her man. She only smiles in a chagrin loving manner and then presents her mouth for fucking. She like what he likes. So, evidently, he’s vinyl hipster who loves fetish monger. If he likes girls gone wild, she’s a mall babe who talks football and endures buffalo wings at Hooters..."

    I can't believe Amy Dunne destroyed all men's ideal of women in one! fucking! monologue! Will I ever get sick of this movie? The answer is no!!