24. Graphic design student. I watch films so I can avoid my problems and be as pretentious as possible.

Favorite films

  • Gone Girl
  • My Own Private Idaho
  • Arrival
  • The Social Network

Recent activity

  • The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement


  • Noelle


  • Love Hard


  • The Humans


Recent reviews

  • Dune



    I was one of those people looking forward to this all year, and I'm a little underwhelmed. This film was packed with great actors and Denis Villeneuve is one of my favorite directors. The acting is good, the cinematography is beautiful and the plot kept me interested yet I feel like there was a little spark of something missing. The sound editing was bad, the music was so loud it was hard to hear crucial dialogue in a story with this much world building. It was a long, but fairly enjoyable watch and I'm looking forward to the next one in the series.

  • Maid



    This show is so emotionally raw you can’t look away. I basically marathoned it, which I haven’t done in awhile. The acting from Margaret Qualley and Nick Robinson was like looking into someones life, I forgot they were acting. The storyline and highs and lows creep up on you and the cycle of abuse is shown very well. Overall a captivating and addicting show.

Popular reviews

  • Black Swan

    Black Swan


    Faced with the choice of sleeping with Mila Kunis or Sebastian Stan?? Yeah, I'd also have a mental breakdown from the stress.

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl


    "Cool girl is hot. Cool girl is game. Cool girl is fun. Cool girl never gets angry at her man. She only smiles in a chagrin loving manner and then presents her mouth for fucking. She like what he likes. So, evidently, he’s vinyl hipster who loves fetish monger. If he likes girls gone wild, she’s a mall babe who talks football and endures buffalo wings at Hooters..."

    I can't believe Amy Dunne destroyed all men's ideal of women in one! fucking! monologue! Will I ever get sick of this movie? The answer is no!!