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  • Teen Titans Go! To the Movies

    Teen Titans Go! To the Movies

    ★★★★

    NICOLAS CAGE FINALLY GOT TO PLAY SUPERMAN
    AND HE SAYS "GOOFSTERS" TWICE

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    I'm ranking all of Nicolas Cage's movies for #CageClub.

    I genuinely want to love them all, but sometimes that just isn't possible.

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    Here's a list of my favorite movies of 2018. (It's always updating!)

  • Season of the Witch

    Season of the Witch

    ★★

    The weirdest part of this movie is that Claire Foy and Stephen Campbell Moore met on this set (and would later marry), considering his wretched monk-style haircut, and her wardrobe of being covered in soot and dirt from head to toe this entire movie. How do ya figure love, Suzyn?

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    I'm ranking all of Nicolas Cage's movies for #CageClub.

    I genuinely want to love them all. Sometimes, they don't love me back.

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  • Inconceivable

    Inconceivable

    ★★★★★

    Oh yes. This is that good stuff. That real good stuff.

    I genuinely don't know whether to give this movie 1 star or 5 stars, but since I took five pages of single-spaced notes in Word for #CageClub, I think 5 stars is more appropriate (one star for each page of notes, obviously). Along with The Book of Henry, this movie is by far the most fun/crazy bad movie I've seen in 2017 so far.

    This is, essentially, Gaslighting: The…

  • Bad Times at the El Royale

    Bad Times at the El Royale

    ★★★½

    I'm looking forward to seeing Chris Hemsworth dance to Deep Purple's "Hush" in every year-end video wrap-up montage. Perfection.

    This is a movie I think I can fall in love with on second or third watch. For now, it'll get filed under "really like and want to watch again," which is good enough for me!