ARE WE EVER GOING TO BE BETTER THIS?!
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The Kissing Booth 2018
This movie feels like a parody but I don't think it's a parody in any way.
Oh, the things I do for High School Slumber Party.
Update: I only got 6 minutes in without distractions and 22 minutes in with distractions before I had to stop watching it. I'm not taking this review down.
Those 22 minutes hurt.
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Inconceivable 2017
Oh yes. This is that good stuff. That real good stuff.
I genuinely don't know whether to give this movie 1 star or 5 stars, but since I took five pages of single-spaced notes in Word for #CageClub, I think 5 stars is more appropriate (one star for each page of notes, obviously). Along with The Book of Henry, this movie is by far the most fun/crazy bad movie I've seen in 2017 so far.
This is, essentially, Gaslighting: The…
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The Book of Henry 2017
I want to give this movie 1/2 star and also 5 stars. Is that an option?
If this movie isn't proof that extraterrestrial life exists (in the form of whoever came up with this idea and wrote this screenplay), I don't know what more we can hope for.
Almost defies description in its insanity.
I can't even.
That said, I kind of love it in so far as I'll never, ever see another movie anything like this. Ever.
