"All these people worked really hard out in the cold to make a movie for you, you cantankerous old cunt." - Mike Stoklasa

Favorite films

  • The Lion King
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • The Imagineering Story
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Recent activity

  • Spider-Man 2


  • Spider-Man


  • The Beatles: Get Back


  • South Park: Post Covid


Recent reviews

  • Spider-Man 2

    Spider-Man 2


    I'd like to talk about the doctor scene.

    Perhaps the best doctor scene of all time in that it makes the doctor so darn likable immediately. He starts off by casually saying "You seem very okay to me". Then you notice he's wearing like a cool tie-dye shirt. I dunno, I don't really go to the doctor's often, but I usually see them wearing very professional attire. This shirt is very casual making him seem super friendly. And then to…

  • Beyond the Ultimate Spin: The Making of 'Spider-Man'

    Beyond the Ultimate Spin: The Making of 'Spider-Man'


    Worth watching solely to see an extremely fit Willem Dafoe throwing precise kicks and punches at his trainers and genuinely having the time of his life during his glider riding stunt training. :)

Popular reviews

  • North by Northwest

    North by Northwest


    It's funny how as I read up on the movie afterward that I found this movie is often described as the "first James Bond movie" because when watching I literally felt the same way. Hitchcock sets up some of the common principles of the action/spy thriller in this film. Cary Grant stars in what is arguably one of the most charming onscreen personas of all time. This isn't only due to Grant, but also to one of the most cleverly…

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre


    What a disgusting and repulsive experience this movie is. From the very opening shot to the closing there is nothing but gruesome images on the screen. Even the sounds will get underneath your skin. But that is what makes this film an unforgettable classic. You will find yourself wincing at the horror and chuckling at some moments.

    The film is very grainy which works well with the content. The outside shots are done very well because the day will come…