Spectre ★★½

This sh** was terrible. I was warned but the smashingly good box office hit, Skyfall, left high expectations for MI-6's Mr. Bond. Alas we're given gonzo dialouge, damn good wardrobe & set design, silly out-of-place actions (falling on a couch after multi-level explosion, 007 fighting David Bautista, helicopter scenes), and typically good Bond score except its theme song - I'm all for Sam Smith gettin money but he can't follow Adele - they should've asked Sade! Ultimately a sinusoidal roller coaster ending with heavy-handed low note #wtf.