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  • Resident Evil: Extinction

    ★★½

  • Resident Evil: Apocalypse

    ★★★

  • Resident Evil

    ★★½

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    ★★★★½

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  • Resident Evil: Extinction

    Resident Evil: Extinction

    ★★½

    *blows himself up with a cigarette*

    AND zombie crows.

    Idk, this is silly, like the previous films, but it is not as memorable as part two and I've already forgotten a lot about it.

  • Resident Evil: Apocalypse

    Resident Evil: Apocalypse

    ★★★

    I unironically enjoyed this, in parts due to nostalgia but also due to the over-the-top action. This is an action-packed zombie flick with balls to the wall, overly stylised action sequences and it is just really memorable to me personally.
    I vividly remember loving the "I remember everything" scene and Nemesis' first entry but there is so much more cool stuff in here. I don't know, but "Apocalypse" just does what it hopes to do and excels at it: zombies,…

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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★★

    Frodo: "I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened".

    Gandalf: "So do all who live to see such times; but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us".

    I'm not really feeling a creative drive at the moment, so I can't really do this one justice right now, but watching this just felt like coming home.…

  • Resident Evil

    Resident Evil

    ★★½

    These films are the epitome of 2000s action films: badassery, metal, zombies and more. This was just hilarious, especially the ending scene, which was just the cherry on top. *Slipknot - My Plague starts playing* - you couldn't take the song title any more literally, could you? - Peak cinema.

    Seriously, though, "Resident Evil" is what you would expect from a video game adaptation: a not so great film. The visuals are dated, especially the mutated CGI zombie, the writing…