Letterboxd 8.0: Spooky Season
Toho Studios: Nobuhiko Obayashi, we'd like you to make a movie like Jaws. Think you can handle that?
Obayashi: Yeah, totally doable. Hey, Chigumi, daughter of mine, can you give me some ideas for a film?
Chigumi: A WATERMELON TURNS INTO A HEAD AND BITES SOMEONE'S BUTT. A CAT VOMITS BLOOD. A GIRL GETS EATEN BY A PIANO. A GIRL WHO'S REALLY GOOD AT KUNG FU FIGHTS A PHONE AND LOSES TO A LAMPSHADE. MATTRESSES THAT FIGHT YOU.
Obayashi: You're right, those totally sound like Jaws. *makes this movie*
Toho Studios: ....uhhhhhh.