spankhorn

care bears movie ii was the blueprint for all media.

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Favorite films

  • Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation
  • Whisper of the Heart
  • The Talented Mr. Ripley
  • House

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  • The Final Destination

    ★½

  • Final Destination 3

    ★★½

  • Genius Party

    ★★★

  • Ernest & Celestine

    ★★★★★

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  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    ★★

    pennywise was there doing his best and i guess bugs bunny was also there

  • Fear Street: 1666

    Fear Street: 1666

    after the first fear street movie im like "wow that movie sucked so hard" and i clearly judged too quickly cuz its important to judge a WHOLE work-- so im here to say that the TRILOGY sucked so hard and this is probably the worst one thanks for coming to my talk

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  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    ★★★★★

    sobbed my eyes out for the entire runtime, even the parts that weren't crying parts.

  • House

    House

    ★★★★★

    absolutely perfect movie, all film could learn a little bit from hausu's visual and narrative direction.

    i have a lot to say about the spirit possession narrative, memory, and the nature of the ghost, but that's an essay for another day. watch hausu. if you've already watched it, watch it again.