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  • I Am Not an Easy Man

    I Am Not an Easy Man

    Hey guys,

    If you happen to hear from a lion, a tin man and a girl with a dog you can tell them to relax because I found their fucking strawman.

  • Mute

    Mute

    ★½

    Imagine being able to make Paul Rudd and Justin Theroux come off as "not fun".

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  • Movie 43

    Movie 43

    ½

    I tried to write a review of this movie, but I couldn't get one off the ground. So here's a bunch of random sentences that flew through my mind as I watching it:


    - We don't need a cure for AIDS, we need a cure for Movie 43.
    - Ed Wood says "It's flawed."
    - Emma Stone is in this movie. Fuck you, Emma Stone. *cries*
    - Cinema's Vanilla Ice.
    - The one movie who could use the expertise of…

  • An Education

    An Education

    ★★★½

    I thought I'd never say this, but here goes: An Education is feminism done right. I had given up trying to find it, but the story of 16-year old british girl in 1960s London is a perfect example of what a female tour de force should be. Jenny (Carey Mulligan) lives a cloistered life under the ruling thumb of a very controlling father who has mapped out an entire future for her, mostly regarding a good education and a good…