Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Problemista 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2023

  Blue, Egg on Yellow Satin

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  John Wick: Chapter 4 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2023

  Hootin’. Hollerin’ even.

Popular reviews

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  The Green Knight 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Jul 2021

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  With about 15 minutes left I wrote on an alamo order card “they’re doing a Breaking Dawn part 2” and when the turn happened I slapped it down triumphantly as if I didn’t write an AP exam on this. 

  
  By my maths Dev still owes Joel Edgerton a handy.

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  Scream 1996

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Oct 2020

  There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie.

  Wes Craven you magnificent genius. This is such a flex. I had taken so much of this in by cultural osmosis but it still got me. So 90s, so psychotic. So good. My long term investment in Skeet Ulrich continues to pay off. Peer pressure, I’m far too sensitive.