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  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    With about 15 minutes left I wrote on an alamo order card “they’re doing a Breaking Dawn part 2” and when the turn happened I slapped it down triumphantly as if I didn’t write an AP exam on this. 

    By my maths Dev still owes Joel Edgerton a handy.

  • Scream



    There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie.

    Wes Craven you magnificent genius. This is such a flex. I had taken so much of this in by cultural osmosis but it still got me. So 90s, so psychotic. So good. My long term investment in Skeet Ulrich continues to pay off. Peer pressure, I’m far too sensitive.