Mostly horror stuff that I apparently enjoy a lot more than everyone else

Favorite films

  • Wake in Fright
  • Porco Rosso

Recent activity

  • Dark Was the Night


  • The Vast of Night


  • The Manor


  • The Old Ways


Recent reviews

  • The Manor

    The Manor


    Finally a horror film for my parents

  • There's Someone Inside Your House

    There's Someone Inside Your House


    It’s so woke I thought this must be satire... but then it’s not right? Or is it? Because the killer is like cancel culture personified right? That’s the gist? And there’s a message in there somewhere probably, it’s just impossible to care about. The film feels so poorly thought out and the characters so dreadfully unlikable, that there is no reason to apply any effort into appreciating the concept of “Scream for the modern woke ass teenager.”

Popular reviews

  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    The Mitchells vs. The Machines


    I think what makes this film stand out is that you can tell how much love, heart, and soul Director and Writer Mike Rianda put into it. It feels personal, yet is relatable from the ages of 5 to 75. That gives it character and personality that separates it from more generic animated films. The base animation is beautiful and everything else, while at times superfluous, adds to the personality of the production. The popularised hyper-active animation (as I call…

  • Willy's Wonderland

    Willy's Wonderland


    An instant cult classic, particularly for custodians.