Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Scream VI 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2023

  Liked it more than the last one… but I’m begging these writers to stop recycling plot lines. It’s getting really old. 

  Also, I want you all to know. I am pretty anti-assault rifle… but if I lived through this scenario, I’d be walking around with a locked and loaded AK-47 at all times. Idk what these people are doing with some shitty locks on their old ass NYC doors and a taser.

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  TÁR 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2023

  Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss Cinema. 

  Half star reduction for the fact that her ringtone is the same as my alarm.

Popular reviews

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  Crimes of the Future 2022

  ★½ Watched 23 May 2022 11

  so when david said we’d all have anxiety attacks and walk out… when was that? cuz the only panic attack i had was realizing i was falling asleep and still had my contacts in

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  Little Women 2019

  ★ Watched 17 Dec 2019 1

  I don’t even know what I was expecting. This is literally like a well cast, high production budget version of a Lifetime Original Movie. 

  As a film that sells itself as ‘feminist,’ it really goes out of its way to make all its female characters annoying and too stupid for their own good. The only thing the women ever talk about are frivolous and boring topics, like clothes or dancing. It’s as if Gerwig genuinely believes that having characters repeatedly…