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  • Nemesis
  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
  • Speed Racer
  • The Incredible Melting Man

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  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    ★★★

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ½

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★★½

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  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    ★★★

    my review from over 2 years ago is still exactly how i feel, why did they make an andor show his actor sucks so hard in this also grand moff tarkin and vader are both SO awkward looking, so weird and my god cgi young carrie fisher looks so so so very bad

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ½

    And I... I am all the Jedi

    still the worst, unironically embarrassing what a fucking joke.

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  • All Too Well: The Short Film

    All Too Well: The Short Film

    ½

    i didnt watch this, i didnt listen to the song. I'm not doing either. i just hate when people enjoy things.

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★★★★

    you could sit me down and point out every single possibly percievable flaw in this fucking movie, meticulously rip this film apart and the entire time i will block you out and smile and laugh out loud at every joke. i don't care. i am this film's target audience and I had a brilliant fucking time.