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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

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    Perpetually entertained by the boomer who, after sitting through absurdity after absurdity, pointless characterless scene after pointless characterless scene, and accepting (or hopefully not) this reddit-penned plot, audibly called out to a packed midnight screening cinema 'RIGHT! They've gone too far!!! during the two seconds of Disneyβ„’ approved lesbian kissing.


    #BringBackRianJohnson

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  • Gemini Man

    Gemini Man

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    **1 day before Gemini Man script is due**

    Ang Lee: Looking forward to seeing that script tomorrow!
    Screenwriters: Yep, no problem mate! You're gonna love it!!
    (Ang Lee-aves)
    Screenwriters: Oh fuck! Was that due tomorrow?!


    #OneWillSmithIsEnough

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  • Marie Antoinette

    Marie Antoinette

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    Style. Detail. Dunst. Shoes. Cakes (that she did 'let them eat')

  • The Big Year

    The Big Year

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    Still the most underrated family comedy in 2011, if not of the last ten years. Watch this film!

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  • Paterson

    Paterson

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    "When you’re a child, you learn there are three dimensions: height, width, and depth. Like a shoebox. Then later, you hear there’s a fourth dimension: time" - Paterson


    I want more films like this in my life. Raw, organic, yet so stunningly bourgeois in its delivery of the ordinary life. Besides the poetry, which was on occasion, stifling beautiful, Adam Driver stole this film for me. An incredible delivery of such a wonderful study in being human, I recommend that you find time for this slice of extraordinary ordinary.


    #AdamDriverMagic

  • Hair Love

    Hair Love

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    😭 I am sorry! But it is FUCKED UP how ridiculously emotional this short made me...

    This has gotta be a serious contender for the Academy Awards...


    #OscarPrep