The equivalent of taking a giant shit in a genie lamp only for someone to rub it hundreds of years later and that fossilized smelly turd is released as Melissa McCarthy.
Oh, hey guys, it’s me, Mark Wahlberg. I’m back from my sababicle of being a wicked hot priest with Mel Gibson as a dad in Father Stuey to review my new wicked awesome film, Artha the King. I’m not just here to promote the best freaking black Friday deal evah at my own Wahlburgers, where this black Friday only if you name your top three Mark Wahlberg movies, you will get free special sauce on your burgah. Donnie will personally…
The Boring Identity.
Part of the Netflix algorithm formula for success action trilogy. Follow the CIA's most generic, good looking, one line quipping floppy dick as he beds, shoots, and runs his way to 'oh yeah i think i watched that but I already forgot' on Netflix. Stay tuned for the next two in this series: the Boring Ultimatem, and the Boring Supremacy.
Don’t Breathe 2 and the Chamber of Turkey Basters
Don’t Breathe 3 and the Prisoner of Blind Rapists
Don’t Breathe 4 and the Goblet of Semen
Don’t Breathe 5 and Order of the Baster
Don’t Breathe 6 and the Half-Blood Turkey Baster
Don’t Breathe 7 and the Deathly Ejaculate Part 1
Don’t Breathe 8 and the Deathly Ejaculate Part 2