Favorite films

  • Evil Dead II
  • This Is Spinal Tap
  • Back to the Future
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

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  • Genie

  • Arthur the King


  • When Evil Lurks


  • 2001: A Space Travesty


Recent reviews

  • Genie


    The equivalent of taking a giant shit in a genie lamp only for someone to rub it hundreds of years later and that fossilized smelly turd is released as Melissa McCarthy.

  • Arthur the King

    Arthur the King


    Oh, hey guys, it’s me, Mark Wahlberg. I’m back from my sababicle of being a wicked hot priest with Mel Gibson as a dad in Father Stuey to review my new wicked awesome film, Artha the King. I’m not just here to promote the best freaking black Friday deal evah at my own Wahlburgers, where this black Friday only if you name your top three Mark Wahlberg movies, you will get free special sauce on your burgah. Donnie will personally…

Popular reviews

  • The Gray Man

    The Gray Man

    The Boring Identity.

    Part of the Netflix algorithm formula for success action trilogy. Follow the CIA's most generic, good looking, one line quipping floppy dick as he beds, shoots, and runs his way to 'oh yeah i think i watched that but I already forgot' on Netflix. Stay tuned for the next two in this series: the Boring Ultimatem, and the Boring Supremacy.

  • Don't Breathe 2

    Don't Breathe 2

    Don’t Breathe 2 and the Chamber of Turkey Basters
    Don’t Breathe 3 and the Prisoner of Blind Rapists
    Don’t Breathe 4 and the Goblet of Semen
    Don’t Breathe 5 and Order of the Baster
    Don’t Breathe 6 and the Half-Blood Turkey Baster
    Don’t Breathe 7 and the Deathly Ejaculate Part 1
    Don’t Breathe 8 and the Deathly Ejaculate Part 2