Red Notice

Red Notice

Obligatory big dumb action movie star the Rock
+ obligatory sarcastic funnyman Ryan Reynolds
+ obligatory hot female-empowering love interest Gal Gadot
+ obligatory big loud director Michael Bay, I mean Zack Snyder, oops, no maybe David Ayer, nope I meant Rawson Marshall Thurber
= paycheck…I mean formula for success

Netflix robot commences turbo boogie. Netflix robot initiates executives jumping in vats of gold coins like Scrooge McDuck. Netflix audience watches and gives it a pass, and completely forgets about this a week later. Onto the next Netflix robot executives time-wasting takeover success.

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