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  • Dancer in the Dark
  • Paths of Glory
  • Oldboy
  • There Will Be Blood

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  • Modern Times

    ★★★★

  • Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

    ★★★★★

  • Princess Mononoke

    ★★★★

  • Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★½

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  • Paths of Glory

    Paths of Glory

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The fact that Paths of Glory is less than ninety minutes long absolutely blows my mind. And that isn't to say that this film is boring, but instead that it's so incredibly dense in every way that it feels like it can't possibly be any shorter than at least two hours. Its opening scene alone breaks down warfare in a more complex way than essentially any other war movie I've ever seen has done in its entirety, as Kubrick's pacing…

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  • Modern Times

    Modern Times

    ★★★★

    old boomer movie binge: #9/100

    The first half of this film had a few parts that I loved and others that I wasn't all too engaged in, but the second is just consistently amazing.

    From what I've seen, Modern Times is my favourite Chaplin movie by a landslide and without a doubt contains his best directing as the cinematography is actually really cool looking throughout, and some of the sets are very impressive too. After a certain point, this film…

  • Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

    Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

    ★★★★★

    "One mist had gone, but another mist remained. A worse mist. A mist that fogged men's minds; the mist, of mis(t)understanding. Luckily this mist was just a metaphor and wouldn't affect things too much."

    So much passion and effort is bursting out of every element of every second of this entire show, to the point where it contains jokes so subtle that they genuinley take multiple viewings to fully pick up on. Darkplace is just over two hours long altogether…

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  • Tall Girl 2

    Tall Girl 2

    Every day we stray further from God

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★½

    Beautiful in basically every way imaginable. Beautiful in its gorgeous cinematography, beautiful in its phenomenal score, and, most of all, beautiful in its unrelenting honesty. Call Me by Your Name is right behind 'In the Mood for Love' (which is an AMAZING movie by the way) as probably the second most realistically presented romance put to film. From the way in which the characters speak to each other to how they treat sex is filled with so much complexity and…