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  • KL Zombi

    KL Zombi

    ★★½

    Awesome, I'm the first person to review this film.
    It's quite some pressure mind you, people will decide whether to watch this film or not based on my review.
    I'm definitely up to it though, I will rise to the challenge as it's such an important challenge.
    I have the power to save people 90 precious minutes or give them 90 minutes of unbridled joy.
    Wow, what power I have.
    Let's do this.
    ...
    Umm
    ...
    Hang on a sec.
    ...
    ...
    KL is Kuala Lumpur.
    Zombi is Zombie.
    It's a zombie film set in Kuala Lumpur.
    ...
    Nailed it.

  • The Last Starfighter

    The Last Starfighter

    ★★★

    It's terrible but I was wearing really thick nostalgia goggles so I enjoyed it immensely.

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  • The Raid

    The Raid

    ★★★★★

    I must have watched it on fast forward.
    I'll try and watch it again at normal speed.

  • Labyrinth

    Labyrinth

    ★★★★

    Bowie, stop singing and put some proper pants on.