Berlinale: Film 15

The Men Who Stare At Piss.

Berlinale: Film 14

This would have worked better as a short. Captivatingly performed with an air of intrigue that sadly runs out of steam early on.

Totally unrealistic. No-one waits 3 weeks to bang Idris Elba.

Me? A man in his thirties going alone to see a film he knows is going to be awful but goes anyway because it’s got a pug in it? Surely not.