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  • The Worst Person in the World
  • Thunder Road
  • Room
  • Marriage Story

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  • Ambulance

    ½

  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    ★★★

  • Finding Giannis

  • The Guilty

    ★★

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  • Ambulance

    Ambulance

    ½

    I wish I could give 0 stars. 

    Words can not begin to describe how bad this movie is. I need to watch it a second time and take notes, but I have a feeling I’ll fill 4-5 pages. Seemingly written by a seven year old, every time you expect this to be stupid, it doubles down and blows you away even more with its decision making. I understand Bay’s movies are essentially how a seven year old imagines playing with…

  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    ★★★

    Never fails to make me chuckle as background noise while doing something else, with that being said though, I can’t just sit and watch it. 

    It just feels like a long drawn out SNL skit, really funny for 1/3rd, humorous for 1/3rd and tiring for the last 1/3rd. The kind of movie where you can tell exactly what point you need to smoke more weed to start enjoying again. 

    I find that problem pretty typical of modern comedies though, they wear out their welcome or blow their comedic load too early, and I spend the next hour wondering if it will get funny again.

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  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit

    ★★★★½

    I don’t have anything intelligent or pseudo-intelligent to say here. I laugh, I cry, I sometimes watch great films. This is one of those times I did everything.

  • X

    X

    ★★★

    I want to take the term “elevated horror” out back and put a shotgun slug through its skull. A24 movies are A24 movies, love em or hate em, you know exactly what to expect from their films at this point. You’re gonna walk away saying “it’s shot really well and you can tell genuine effort was put into it”, past that though, their films can be pretty hit or miss. Hereditary was significantly funnier than it was scary, Midsommar left…