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  • The Worst Person in the World
  • Thunder Road
  • Room
  • Marriage Story

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  • The Outfit

    ★★★

  • Dog

    ★★★½

  • Firestarter

    ½

  • Death on the Nile

    ★★

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  • The Outfit

    The Outfit

    ★★★

    The film equivalent of a gorgeous girl who smokes cigarettes. 

    Alright look, I really wanted this movie to be great. From the second I saw the trailer I’ve been genuinely excited to watch it. Let me just say upfront, it had a lot of things going for it. It’s shot well, had a unique premise, strong acting and a time period I’m an absolute sucker for. However, the script was so painfully muddy and confusing that I find myself struggling…

  • Dog

    Dog

    ★★★½

    A straightforward, charming movie that doesn’t overstay it’s welcome. I’ve got some issues with the pacing, but it’s hard to judge a movie that just does exactly what it says its gonna do. I forgot how much I liked Channing Tatum.

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  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit

    ★★★★½

    I don’t have anything intelligent or pseudo-intelligent to say here. I laugh, I cry, I sometimes watch great films. This is one of those times I did everything.

  • Death on the Nile

    Death on the Nile

    ★★

    What do you get when you put Wonder Woman, A Cannibal, A Drug Addict, Black Panthers Sister, and Jon Snows Girlfriend in a movie together? Whatever the hell this piece of shit was. Stop making Agatha Christie movies.