I wish I could give 0 stars.
Words can not begin to describe how bad this movie is. I need to watch it a second time and take notes, but I have a feeling I’ll fill 4-5 pages. Seemingly written by a seven year old, every time you expect this to be stupid, it doubles down and blows you away even more with its decision making. I understand Bay’s movies are essentially how a seven year old imagines playing with…
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Never fails to make me chuckle as background noise while doing something else, with that being said though, I can’t just sit and watch it.
It just feels like a long drawn out SNL skit, really funny for 1/3rd, humorous for 1/3rd and tiring for the last 1/3rd. The kind of movie where you can tell exactly what point you need to smoke more weed to start enjoying again.
I find that problem pretty typical of modern comedies though, they wear out their welcome or blow their comedic load too early, and I spend the next hour wondering if it will get funny again.
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