Metal lifer. Sick horror freak. Physical media collector. Spongebob fanatic. That's about it.

Favorite films

  • American Psycho
  • Requiem for a Dream
  • The Return of the Living Dead
  • Beyond the Darkness

Recent activity

  • The Price We Pay


  • Sworn to Justice


  • The War of the Roses


  • Death Warrant


Recent reviews

  • The Price We Pay

    The Price We Pay


    "We don't have to turn this place into the fucking O.K. Corral unless we have to."

    Alex, his brother Cody, and Shane kidnap Grace and use her as a hostage after a pawn shop robbery when their getaway driver flees, and once Grace's car stalls, they land at a farmhouse to stay for a few hours. But one of the brothers discovers an underground dungeon beneath the farmhouse and makes some shocking discoveries.

    The Price We Pay is the latest…

  • Sworn to Justice

    Sworn to Justice


    "That's for my sister, you son of a bitch!"

    When criminal defense psychologist Janna Dane comes home to discover her sister and nephew murdered by a gang of criminals, and realizing that a fall from the balcony has given her the ability to have psychic visions, she goes on a vigilante path to find out who's responsible for those killings.

    I'm way late to the Cynthia Rothrock party, and I've been very well aware of who she is, her cinematic…

Popular reviews

  • Pieces



    "Professor a homosexual."

    Yeah, after watching this a few more times recently, it's finally time to welcome Pieces into my 5 star club.

    A movie so absurd in its plot and delivery, you just have to stand back in awe of what you just witnessed, and admire it in all of its glory. That opening sequence, the red herrings, the full frontal nudity, the music score, the memorable performances from Ian Sera, Christopher George, Linda Day George and…

  • Terrifier 2

    Terrifier 2


    "It's not like this night could get any worse"

    Terrifier was the surprise hit of independent horror in 2016/18 and introduced the world to a new horror icon, Art The Clown. He barely said a word, but he let his kills do the talking. The first film was an all style/no substance affair but worth it solely because of Art and the gruesome practical effects. Now in 2022, many years and funding later, we have a sequel, with a quarter…