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  Evil Dead Rise 2023

  ★★★ Watched 29 May 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  i’m pissed off because i wrote a TON about this and letterboxd crashed. ummmmmmm

  well what i was getting at was: as fun as this was, why the fuck did it have a “this irresponsible woman is no longer having an abortion because inexplicable horrors beyond her comprehension made her want to protect her unborn baby and that’s the only reason she is making it out alive” plot point? i mean, really? i thought we were over shit like, “the…

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  Singapore Sling 1990

  Watched 25 May 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  "he's filled the house with his cum, it runs all the way down from the attic...it means he's not afraid any more..."

  oh, things are truly truly truly terrible for me right now (it's fine though) so i wanted to watch something gnarly, and gnarly i got. really disgusting, but the kind of disgusting that i think can only come from some kind of idiosyncratic empathy. it's not just the daughter being craaaaaaaaazy because she's traaaaaaumatized, there was clearly an…

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  Killer Sofa 2019

  ★ Watched 11 Jun 2020 1

  was NOT expecting softcore sofa fucking

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  Drumline 2002

  Added 10

  I went to college for Radio/TV/Film and in one of the prerequisite classes our professor made us watch Drumline because he said it was a "masterpiece of story-telling" with a "perfect first, second and third act structure" and every time I'm paying my student loans, I think about how THAT is the kind of education that has put me in debt!