FIRST OF ALL, i would like to say that it's a sin that Letterboxd doesn't have this logged under the far superior title, Chasing The Kidney Stone!!!!
anyways, the idea of an eight year old shrinking down and diving into his grandpa's kidneys is pretty wild, right? but truthfully, I was far more disturbed by the moans of pains coming from Gramps than I was by shit like "water sliding down bile." I can't tell if they were vaguely erotic-sounding…
they are getting really goofy with sequel bait endings these days. like, not even the hint of a resolution in sight here. it's just, introduce new monster at 90 minute mark and roll credits. insanity!
I went to college for Radio/TV/Film and in one of the prerequisite classes our professor made us watch Drumline because he said it was a "masterpiece of story-telling" with a "perfect first, second and third act structure" and every time I'm paying my student loans, I think about how THAT is the kind of education that has put me in debt!
so. people love Ninja Scroll. but like. it has some Flaws. mainly, it has a female ninja with a whole poison vagina and they ABSOLUTELY SQUANDER HER!!!
Because this is an Edgy Anime, Kagero gets raped a few times. Of course. But, she gets raped for ~plot reasons~, you see. Old man Dakuan explains that anyone who makes love to Kagero will become poisoned and die shortly after. So, clearly, the only way this Poison Pussy Power can be showcased…
