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  • Underworld: Evolution

    ★★

  • Underworld

    ★★½

  • Warcraft

    ★★★

  • Silent Running

    ★★★★★

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  • Underworld: Evolution

    Underworld: Evolution

    Trying to parse the plots of these movies with friends was like participating in a dementia simulator. "ARE THOSE GUYS VAMPIRES OR JUST NORMAL GUYS? ARE THEY IN RUSSIA?! WHY AREN'T WE WATCHING RESIDENT EVIL, NOW THERE'S A REAL MOVING PICTURE!"

  • Underworld

    Underworld

    I never would have guessed before watching that the biggest issue with Underworld would be "too much talking." There shouldn't be tons of exposition behind "werewolf/ vampire war," it kind of explains itself. That being said, Bill Nighy? Bringing his A-game for something like this is the mark of a true artist.

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  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    Absolute garbage idea for a website, shithead

  • American Psycho

    American Psycho

    ★★★★★

    The only movie where Jared Leto's casting is actually justified. Too many endlessly quotable lines to count! I wish Christian Bale had played Bruce Wayne identically to how he plays Patrick Bateman. Wait, Bateman... Batman... holy shit! It's all coming together!