Thanks to this movie I will now forever draw a little naked French lady on page 28 of all my books.
I am haunted by this movie. It permeates my dreams and keeps me from sleeping. It has ruined my Christmas spirit and made me forget that Jesus came to earth for our sins. When Jesus was deciding to come to earth to save humanity, did he think of cats? Did he see rebel wilson scratching her cat crotch and the mice with human faces? Did he hear the horniness of the Rum Tum Tugger song? And he still decided to…