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  • Cats

    Cats

    ½

    I am haunted by this movie. It permeates my dreams and keeps me from sleeping. It has ruined my Christmas spirit and made me forget that Jesus came to earth for our sins. When Jesus was deciding to come to earth to save humanity, did he think of  cats? Did he see rebel wilson scratching her cat crotch and the mice with human faces? Did he hear the horniness of the Rum Tum Tugger song? And he still decided to…

  • Horse Girl

    Horse Girl

    ★★★

    Can’t really decide if I liked it or not but it was definitely a trip. Makes you wonder if the horse girl from your elementary school is an alien abduction victim....