stortlittle

stortlittle

“Teen horniness is not a crime” - Krysta Now, Southland Tales (dir. Richard Kelly)

Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • The Shining
  • Boogie Nights
  • Donnie Darko

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  • Con Air

    ★★★★½

  • Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★★

  • The Perfect Daughter

    ½

  • Nancy

    ★★★

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  • Con Air

    Con Air

    ★★★★½

    If they for some ungodly reason ever made a stage version of this, I would put everything on the line for the chance to play Cyrus the Virus.

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★★

    I had to yell at a large group of rowdy tween boys to shut up and stop throwing shit at each other right before the third act started. So really I’m just as much of a hero as Koichi, perhaps even greater.

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  • Dawn of the Dead

    Dawn of the Dead

    ½

    I’m sorry but this movie is so fucking boring

  • A Dream Play

    A Dream Play

    ★★★

    Is there anything more relatable than being so happy that you have to kill yourself?