Scared of humans, that's why I watch movies.

Favorite films

  • The Master
  • Nashville
  • Consuming Spirits
  • Son of the White Mare

Recent activity

  • Causeway


  • Air


  • Beau Is Afraid


  • M3GAN


Recent reviews

  • Causeway



    This was...fine?

    We're they going for just ok? Because they nailed it.

  • Air



    This could have used some Sorkin-esque pacing. This is like a mildly interesting story, I know sneakers are hot right now but not sure we needed a movie about Michael Jordan deciding which shoe brand he felt he could get the most money out of.

Popular reviews

  • Come and See

    Come and See


    Jesus Christ. On second thought, let's not send 13 year olds to war.

    This is one of the most powerful war films I've ever seen. I've had a pretty great upbringing thus far in life and I've never personally experienced an atrocity so it's hard to relate or make judgements on how this compares to the real thing. Some movies do a good job of capturing what war can be like. From what I read, films like Saving Private Ryan,…

  • Birth



    The next Stanley Kubrick? I don't think we'll ever get another Kubrick...But I do think I'm okay with having a Jonathan Glazer.

    Glazer is an extremely visual director. In that regard, he is very similar to Kubrick. Every sequence is more focused on the frame than what is going on inside of it. Without context, every shot can be pulled out and it's art. The story is forced to work around the frame and the movie pulls much of it's…