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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    Guess I gotta hop in the queue for my BONGHIVE tattoo now because this film is phenomenal!

  • Under the Silver Lake

    Under the Silver Lake

    ★★★★

    This is trash! Superb, sweaty trash! Precisely the kind of salty movie-muck you might expect from a director who found the semiotics think-pieces written about his previous film to be odious and distracting.

    I laughed like a drunken king watching Under the Silver Lake and I have to imagine David Robert Mitchell dies of laughter whenever he thinks of the reddit threads that will turn to cannibalism trying to unpack the spurious symbolism encumbering every ridiculous frame of this thing.

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  • Hellboy

    Hellboy

    Like using a portable toilet at a music festival; I went in expecting it to be awful & somehow it was even worse.

  • 20th Century Women

    20th Century Women

    ★★★★

    Greta moves like Spike Spiegel