Favorite films

  • Tenebre
  • Trashcans of Terror
  • Hallucinations
  • Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

Recent activity

  • Christmas Blood

  • Night of the Comet


  • Amityville Christmas Vacation


  • Amityville Exorcism


Recent reviews

  • Christmas Blood

    Christmas Blood

    This commits the biggest sin any film can - being boring as fuck.

  • Amityville Christmas Vacation

    Amityville Christmas Vacation


    This is the greatest Christmas romcom of all time with the best rendition of O Christmas Tree in existence and the perfect ending.

Popular reviews

  • Cabin Fever

    Cabin Fever


    Hey, it's me, your shitty friend that'll defend Eli Roth to the death.

  • Soul Survivors

    Soul Survivors


    Is this movie bad? Yes. Is Eliza Dushku insanely hot? Oh god, yes.