Cannibal Holocaust

Cannibal Holocaust ★★★★½

Feel however you want about Cannibal Holocaust. If you loved it, great. If you wanna be a whiner, you do you. Let's just all agree that the impaled woman (a woman who sat perfectly still on a bicycle seat mounted on an iron pole and held a piece of balsa wood in her mouth for the entirety of that shot) is impressive as fuck.