Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Equalizer 3 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Sep 2023

  Pretty comforting trash, just nice to hang out with Denzel in Italy. Love that The Equalizer is like if Jason Voorhees was the world’s greatest neighbor to every community he joins

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  Past Lives 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Jun 2023

  Was enjoying the movie for most of the runtime, I was like, this is pretty good….then it gets to the final stretch, Lee takes the long walk back to her building and sees Magaro waiting for her on the porch…started crying

Popular reviews

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★ Watched 17 Apr 2023 4

  It’s so cool that Ari Aster got millions of dollars to make a movie he wrote in freshman year of college. 

  I actually enjoyed the nihilistic first hour or so, some good dark comedy, like the Hell World that Aster presents. Aster’s mean and hateful, but it’s a perspective at least and he’s got some wit here. Love Nathan Lane and Amy Ryan. Becomes insanely tedious after that though, both really boring and repetitive but also too loud to fall…

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  Elvis 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Jun 2022 1

  Luhrman doing Speed Racer Amadeus. Rules that Tom Hanks’ cartoon villain Colonel Parker is the lead of this. Also an excellent outing to take your parents on, get to sneak an edible and not talk to them for like 3 hours