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  • Unbreakable



    Do you think he calls his walk-on roles M. Night Shyameos?

  • Incredibles 2

    Incredibles 2


    Fixes everything that felt vaguely uncomfortable about the first one (Bob’s #patriarchgoals in the first movie haven’t aged well since the early aughts), and looks gorgeous in the process. I adored this.

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  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel


    Until the Big Bad antagonist took off his goggles I genuinely thought it was James Cameron in a questionable wig, and here’s the thing: would not have surprised me!

  • Parasite



    The hot sauce tissue scene is basically narrative perfection, right?