Favorite films

  • The Stepford Wives
  • Starship Troopers
  • Coma
  • Thelma

Recent activity

  • Mission: Impossible II


  • The Hole


  • Spy


  • Die Another Day


Recent reviews

  • Mission: Impossible II

    Mission: Impossible II


    i think i paused and rewound the opening scene like twenty times on this rewatch

    it's just so amazing

    and my o my is thandie newton everything i want to be in my early-2000s idolization mind

    after rogue nation, this is my second favorite in the franchise
    i love it

    i do have high hopes for the upcoming ones, and i do have to say that they're all pretty close in my eyes after rogue nation except for the third…

  • The Hole

    The Hole


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i watched this for the first time many years ago and haven't rewatched it since, but the parts about eating disorders are just as triggering, and it's what i remember way more than anything else in this movie even though the rest of it is pretty memorable

    but keira knightley is just so much more memorable than everything else in this, and it breaks my heart right into two pieces just the same as every time i see her on screen

    there's a lot of emotion in this movie, and it's still brilliant in many parts

Popular reviews

  • The Shattering

    The Shattering

    what the actual fuck

    fuck you, prime, for recommending this as a movie i'd like

    bc boy o boy was this one of the worst movies i've ever seen

    and it was even worse than most goddawful movies i've seen bc i kept thinking it had the promise of a reveal that v slowly became less and less likely and then was even stupider than i thought

  • Prom Night

    Prom Night


    i'd say this is more iconic than enjoyable

    i was hoping it would be better

    and definitely that it'd have a more complete ending

    what happened to leslie nielsen? did his character just vanish? and what was with sykes? i thought he'd be some underdog hero; and like...there were just a lot of questions still

    jamie lee curtis is a great dancer though

    and some of the dresses were awesome

    still...not the best movie or slasher movie at that