This is going to much longer than the one-sentence reviews I'm normally bothered to do, and I don't think anyone is going to read this, but here goes.

I watched this for the April Scavenger Hunt under the category "Watch a movie you wanted to watch as a child but were too scared to watch." I chose Spirited Away because, to put it bluntly, it was my childhood trauma film. I can't remember exactly how old I was, but I…