Favorite films

  • The Wicker Man
  • Antichrist
  • First Reformed
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

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  • Tell Your Children

    ½

  • Chernobyl Diaries

  • Critters

    ★★★

  • Cloverfield

    ★★★

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  • Tell Your Children

    Tell Your Children

    ½

    I found the 'Madness Trilogy' (the other two are sex and cocaine) for a smackin' $7.99 at Amoeba Records this afternoon. What a silly little gift for myself the day before my 8 month sobriety birthday.

    Although, don't take my abstinence to mean an advocation of this ridiculous movie's message. When the police officer reads a file of the case of a 16 year old boy who smoked a joint and murdered his entire family with an axe, I let out an ungodly holler.

  • Critters

    Critters

    ★★★

    Definitely was not anticipating Billy Zane with a ponytail to make an appearance, but I’m not upset about it

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  • The Breakfast Club

    The Breakfast Club

    ★★★★

    for years upon years ive always wondered about old peoples fascination with this movie and that shaggy guy with a birdnose and baggy clothes pumping his fist in the air.
    i get it now.

  • Cannibal Holocaust

    Cannibal Holocaust

    ½

    "Hey, intentionally malicious and violent acts are being done on camera to shock audiences these days - let's make a movie to point out this exploitation!"

    *intentionally does malicious and violent acts that are being done to shock the audience for a movie about how that's supposed to be wrong*