Favorite films

  • The Wicker Man
  • Antichrist
  • First Reformed
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

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  • Booksmart

    ★★★★★

  • American Psycho

    ★★★★

  • (500) Days of Summer

    ★★★★

  • The Whole Truth

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  • Booksmart

    Booksmart

    ★★★★★

    I've reviewed this a few times so I'll take this moment to say hi, I'm back! I was inactive for a few months, and I'm sorry about that. Between a toxic relationship and alcoholism, I was suffering and struggling. After breakup number 20 something (in two years, smh) I checked myself into rehab for 30 days of treatment, and am now back to myself through tenuous amounts of trauma work and practicing total sobriety.

    Here's to lots more films ahead!

  • (500) Days of Summer

    (500) Days of Summer

    ★★★★

    Ask anybody who they think the shithead is in this movie, and depending on the answer you'll know whether to pursue a relationship with them.

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  • The Breakfast Club

    The Breakfast Club

    ★★★★

    for years upon years ive always wondered about old peoples fascination with this movie and that shaggy guy with a birdnose and baggy clothes pumping his fist in the air.
    i get it now.

  • Cannibal Holocaust

    Cannibal Holocaust

    "Hey, intentionally malicious and violent acts are being done on camera to shock audiences these days - let's make a movie to point out this exploitation!"

    *intentionally does malicious and violent acts that are being done to shock the audience for a movie about how that's supposed to be wrong*