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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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  • Turning Red

    Turning Red

    Someone else said it best. Pixar is at its finest when they're doing talking bugs or talking toys or talking emotions. People just isn’t their thing.

    I don’t think this was a bad movie, it’s cute and funny and all. But it never makes me feel fully invested either, and I don’t like the hectic pacing that it starts off with and never drops (the same thing I felt was problematic with Encanto).

    So it leaves me with a lukewarm feeling. Not on my Pixar top-10.

    And that’s all I have to say.

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    Actually, I'm not sure I've ever seen this in its entirety before. And I almost didn't again, since I could barely keep my eyes open. I mean, this is not a bad film by definition. It's just so extremely fucking boring. 90% of it is just rolling jet planes and slo-mo beach volleyball. And all characters are unlikable, with Maverick being the biggest douche of them all (stop breaking the rules, of course no one likes you you jerk!).

    But there's no doubt I'll watch the sequel anyway. 😁

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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    On a trippyness scale from one to ten, this one is 14,000,605. It’s an insane mix of super hero action, humor and Sam Raimi’s finest horror. And on top of that a bunch of cameos and twists that made me wanna scream out my loudest insanity scream (which of course I didn’t, only idiots scream in movie theaters).Β 

    Throwing in an extra half star for the musical fight. That was freaking beautiful, and any film with a regular boring fist fight will have half a star deducted to compensate, starting now.

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Woah! WOAH! I was NOT expecting this!

    What I expected: a regular Disney Television Animation studio sequel, with tired jokes and an obvious cash grab agenda.

    What it was: one of the most hysterical crossover films ever, a self-aware and super-ironic live action/animation comedy bomb!Β 

    This film has so many golden moments, and it’s one of those films you wanna rewatch and go through frame by frame because you missed most of the references and cameos.

    Like the inclusion of…