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  • Pixels
  • The Holdovers
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  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

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  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

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  • Show Me Love

    Show Me Love

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    And then suddenlyΒ Fucking Γ…mΓ₯l*Β popped up in Netflix’s suggestions section, and I COULDN’T RESIST TO WATCH IT! It must be at least 20 years since I last saw this, and I’d forgot how fucking good it was!

    Taking place during a time when people were still disgusted by homosexuality, and in a small inbred Swedish hillbilly town where that effect is doubled, two teen girls secretly fall in love with each other and have to deal with the social stigma from…

  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit

    Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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    So I turned on the audio commentary version of this kinda by accident, but kept watching as I hadn’t heard it before. Don’t think I’ve ever listened to an entire commentary, but this movie has a truly special place in my heart.

    There’s probably no other film that I’ve seen as many times as this one. It came out when I was 8 years old, right about when I was transitioning from cartoons to more grown up stuff, so it…

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  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

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    Let's get straight to the point. This film knocked my fucking socks off. I can't think of anything negative to say about it. I CAN however think of lots of positive things to say. About the visuals and the entire production design. About the acting. About the score. About CHICKEN-PIGS! About the fucking audacity that pulses through the entire film's veins.

    This is so unlike anything else. Everything else looks boring and namby-pamby in comparison. DO YOU HEAR ME!? I dare you, goddamn Academy, to let yawny old Oppenheimer win over this masterpiece.

    Okay, I'm done now. Let's watch some Teletubbies to cool down.

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

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    Cowabunga, what an awesome little gem of a movie. Brilliantly animated, funnier than any other TMNT film before and stacked with great voice acting. With its 90-something minute runtime, this was a delight to stuff down my throat this evening.

    Give me sequel now. I said now.

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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

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    On a trippyness scale from one to ten, this one is 14,000,605. It’s an insane mix of super hero action, humor and Sam Raimi’s finest horror. And on top of that a bunch of cameos and twists that made me wanna scream out my loudest insanity scream (which of course I didn’t, only idiots scream in movie theaters).Β 

    Throwing in an extra half star for the musical fight. That was freaking beautiful, and any film with a regular boring fist fight will have half a star deducted to compensate, starting now.

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

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    As years go by, they keep wearing down and rebuilding their armor against each other, skipping around between various love interests, until they suddenly one day wake up to realize there was never any other love meant to be but the one between each other.

    Like me and the My Little Pony cartoons.