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  • Arachnia



    A meteor shower makes a planeload of archeology-adjacent dipshits crash in desolate ranch country and then some giant spiders come to eat them.

    Even by disposable b-horror creature fodder standards, the characters in this one are grating-to-insulting, running the gamut from Asshole Professor to Giggly Bimbo to Bad-Ass Black Chick to Stoner Dweeb to Bland White Hero Guy. Still, once I got through the interminable early going, I kinda came around to Brett Piper's impressive command of the Giant Creature…

  • Herschell Gordon Lewis' BloodMania

    Herschell Gordon Lewis' BloodMania


    "Ooh, H.G. Lewis directed a final film that seems to have gone unseen even by all the cinematic degenerates with whom I associate? I've gotta tell the world about this!"

    [95 minutes later]

    "Huh, maybe what the world doesn't know won't hurt it..."

    This appropriately cheap, Calgary-crafted anthology is clearly made with love, intended as both a tribute to and a showcase for the original Godfather of Gore. Unfortunately, it's pretty dire stuff. The gore is gory and plentiful, but…

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  • Street Trash

    Street Trash


    "Has anyone mashed up clips from this classic of the 'melting vagrant' genre with Modern English's 'Melt With You'?" I wondered. Ten seconds later, I was watching exactly that. Internet, you seldom disappoint.

  • Magic



    Anthony Hopkins is a massively successful ventriloquist named Corky and Ann-Margaret is occasionally naked. If you need more than that, we're very different people.