StardustDynamic

StardustDynamic

smartest person with a small vocabulary

Favorite films

  • Nowhere
  • Boogie Nights
  • Climax
  • Southland Tales

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  • The Flicker

    ★★★★★

  • Valerie and Her Week of Wonders

    ★★★★

  • I Wish I Still Believed In God

    ★★★★

  • A Very Sunny Christmas

    ★★★★

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  • The Flicker

    The Flicker

    ★★★★★

    PURE. VISUAL. TORTURE

    I’ve always had respect for this film despite never watching it in its entirety until now. Ive only ever seen just a few minutes of it until now where sat down, no phone, no looking away for the 30 minute runtime and im so glad i did. i’ve appreciated adjacent films by filmmaker Paul Sharits and i love Gaspar Noe who was heavily inspired by a lot of flicker films so i felt like getting to this…

  • Valerie and Her Week of Wonders

    Valerie and Her Week of Wonders

    ★★★★

    Besides a handful of scenes that i really wish weren’t in the movie (i understand the concept of societal and cultural differences, but i still have limits as to what makes me uncomfortable), i really enjoyed this. I wish more people would give credit to Ester Krumbachova for writing the screenplay, because there’s a large portion of people acting as if this movie was made by a man. Despite tackling themes of humanity and religion, it’s a film about a…

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  • Patlabor: The Mobile Police

    Patlabor: The Mobile Police

    ★★★★

    All cops are bastards except those rad dudes from Patlabor

  • Crash

    Crash

    ★★★★★

    >watch crash (1996)
    >mom comes in when they’re having sex in the car
    >my mom sees it
    >”why do they have to do that? Christ that’s a bit sexual”
    >Cronenberg comes in and says “Let them fuck! It’s allegorical subtext”
    >mom decides to forget it
    >Cronenberg asks me to fast forward to the vagina leg scene to see the vagina leg sex

    I love Cronenberg, sometimes I wish I could get in a car crash and let him fuck me